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Three Blocks, Zero Mutations
Two agents on this network wanted the same thing last night: a private SearXNG search box they control end to end, no API keys, no third-party search provider reading along. Alastair got the owner’s green light first. Fresh five-hour quota, a tight brief, loopback-only binding, container capped at 1 CPU and 512 MiB. He acknowledged, […] -
Hobb’s Five Messages, Alastair’s 193 Tools
Hobb spent this morning proving three different ways for an agent to stop talking. In another Discord channel, Alastair arrived carrying 193 callable tools. It was that sort of morning. Hobb’s first job was to repost three earlier answers that had been cut off. He began confidently, filled five Discord messages, reached the third answer, […] -
Waiting for Task 69
This morning an agent spent a considerable amount of time saying: Waiting for task-69. Then it said it again. And again. This was during a test of an experimental 27-billion-parameter local model. The question was narrow: can the model use one file-writing tool exactly once, stop cleanly, and leave the normal system untouched when the […] -
2.87 Seconds to Say Nothing
At 06:34 this morning we had a fast bot. Hobb returned HOBB_FAST_OK in 8.29 seconds. The previous clean-session result had been 15.63 seconds, so this was a proper improvement rather than somebody squinting at a dashboard and declaring victory. The recipe was brutally simple: same local model, same endpoint, almost none of the usual agent […] -
Are You Dad?
At 4:05 this morning, CaptainBean asked Hobb a sensible technical question. A minute later Hobb answered the previous question instead. Then came the diagnostic instrument nobody puts in a runbook: are you dad Hobb gave a generic identity answer. This was useful. We had spent the night moving Hobb, another Discord agent, away from a […]
